Who We Are
Megan November President
IF YOU COULD SPEND 10K AT ONE STORE Lake Road Market
PLAY OR WATCH SPORTS Play
TOLIET PAPER ORIENTATION, OVER OR UNDER I’m smart enough to work it either way
THREE THINGS STILL LEFT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST Ski in Switzerland, spend a summer in Alaska with my kids, build a house
Grayson Glass Vice President
WHO WOULD YOU BE AS A CARTOON CHARACTER? Marvin the Martian
WORSE PUNISHMENT RECEIVED IN SCHOOL Banned from driving on school property
WORSE PET Turtle
UP ALL NIGHT OR UP EARLY Both
Kacie Baon Project Director
THE WORSE PET YOU EVER HAD A snake for one day, he ran (slithered?) away.
WHAT IS THE NERDIEST THING YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Make excel spreadsheets for fun
WHO WOULD YOU BE AS A CARTOON CHARACTER? Mrs. Incredible. She is the ultimate multi-tasking mom.
Jason Turnidge Director of Digital Design
IF YOU COULD WIN ONE EVEN/AWARD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 1st place - La Crosse Wisconsin Oktoberfest Sauerkraut Eating Competition. I was robbed in 2015 with second place.
$10,000 TO SPEND AT ONE STORE, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Mcmaster-Carr, but they would need to sponsor it and run it like a shopping spree and allow me to ride the conveyor belts.
WHAT IS THE NERDIEST THING YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? @Asteroidminingoutpost on IG - I occasionally sketch/draw and render asteroid mining colonies!?!?
Kim Mager
I’M A CLOSET FAN OF: Car designers, especially Marcello Gandini. His designs from the mid-1960’s are fascinating, beautiful and radical.
IS YOUR LIFE A DRAMA OR A COMEDY? Probably more like a country ballad.
IF YOU HAD ONE CHEAT CODE FOR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Kindness, to yourself and others. So cliché but it’s the key to happiness.
Eli Edwards Marketing Coordinator & Copywriter
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The ability to get the 1 thing at the grocery I needed without buying 15 other items as well!
IS YOUR LIFE A DRAMA OR COMEDY? Satire
$10,000 TO SPEND AT ONE STORE, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Tennis Warehouse
Mathew Weisman Production Manager
CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT Drums, bass, guitar
WHAT IF ANYTHING HAVE YOU REGIFTED? Crystal nunchucks
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A KID? Snoopy fishing pole
Khoe Phan Shop Foreman
$10,000 TO SPEND AT ONE STORE, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Tiffany’s Jewelry
WHO WOULD YOU BE AS A CARTOON CHARACTER? Captain America
WHAT ARE THREE THINGS STILL LEFT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? Finish kitchen, Redo basement bathroom, Paint the brick on the fireplace
Tim Roos CNC Operator & Craftsman
IF YOU COULD BE AT ONE MOMENT IN HISTORY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Witness the construction of the duomo Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence Italy.
WHAT IS THE SEXIEST NAME YOU HAVE HEARD? Festool
WHAT IS INVISIBLE BUT YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE? Big whitetail bucks in November.
Adam Smith Senior Craftsman
NICKNAME Bibble
AN UNUSAL PERSONAL FACT I’m a professional oyster shucker
THE WORSE PET YOU EVER HAD Guinea Pig
Jason Hibinger Senior Finisher
YOU’RE A MAD SCIENTIST, WHAT SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT WOULD YOU RUN IF MONEY AND ETHICS WEREN’T AN ISSUE? Human Cybernetics
WHAT IS ONE THING THAT ALL OF YOUR LOVE-INTEREST HAVE IN COMMON? Me
FAVORITE BAND OR SONG Tool
Zachary Lombardo Lead Logistics Coordinator
IF YOU COULD BE ANY CARTOON CHARACTER, WHO WOULD IT BE? I have been told I share an uncanny resemblance to Popeye with matched strength and the similar love to spinach.
WHAT IS YOUR PROUDEST MOMENT? Buying a house then selling said house. (Buy an old house they say)
WHAT ARE THREE THINGS LEFT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? 1. Salkantay trail to Machu Piccu. 2. Travels through Japan. 3. Portray Stanley Kowalski in a local theater production.
Patrick Walker Craftsman
$10,000 TO SPEND AT ONE STORE, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Hands down, Burton!
WHAT IS THE WORST SUPERPOWER SOMEONE COULD HAVE? I think Aquaman’s powers would be pretty useless.
FAVORITE BAND? The Mighty Mighty Bosstones!
Eric Gardner Senior Craftsman
IF YOU COULD START A CONSPIRACY THEORY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? When will you fools wake up and realize the moon is a hoax?
IF YOU COULD WIN ONE EVENT/AWARD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Let’s be honest, I’ll probably get a Darwin Award.
JAPANESE SAW AND HAND PLANE, OR CNC? I’M ALL ABOUT THAT SAW AND HAND PLANE LIFE BAY-BEEEEEEE!
Eric Anderson Craftsman
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE CULTERAL NORM, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Normalize drinking an entire pot of coffee by yourself.
GUILTY PLEASURE? Fleetwood Mac’s greatest hits.
WHAT IS THE NERDIEST THING YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? This Old House reruns and boxed wine.
Denver Curtis CAD Coordinator
IF YOU HAD ONE CHEAT CODE FOR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would say having an undo or a Ctrl + Z command in real life would be amazing!
WHAT UNUSUAL SMELL DO YOU LIKE? Sometimes when I am back home, in the morning, I will go outside and just smell the air it smells like a good day to go fishing, if that counts as an unusual smell.
WHAT IS THE NERDIEST THING YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? I recently started playing D&D and have finally gotten a group to play with occasionally.
Boggs Boss
FAVORITE THING ABOUT BEING A GUEST AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE: Extra belly rubs
UNUSUAL PERSONAL FACT: My mom thinks I am part shepherd/kangaroo/lion
GREATEST FEAT? I am a rodent catching machine - mice, squirrels, chipmunks don’t stand a chance in my yard.
Bailey Mascot
CHANGE ONE CULTURAL NORM, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Don’t feed pets when they beg.
WORST SUPERPOWER SOMEONE COULD HAVE? Being a cat person
GUILTY PLEASURE? Pretending I don’t hear my name called.
Jovie Accounts Receivable
$10,000 TO SPEND AT ONE STORE, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Chewy.com
WHAT IS THE SEXIEST NAME YOU HAVE HEARD? Boggs
RUN OR SWIM? Water is my mortal enemy
Eero Junior Drafter
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FABRICATION PROCESS? Chewing
IF YOU COULD BE ANY CARTOON CHARACTER WHO WOULD IT BE? Kipper
SPEND ONE NIGHT DRINKING WITH SOMEONE FROM HISTORY? I have a few question for Balto!
Franklin Garbage Can Inspector
GREATEST LEADER OF ALL TIME? Boggs
WHAT UNUSUAL SMELL DO YOU LIKE? There is no such thing as an unusual smell.
CHOOSE A SONG TITLE FOR THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE: “Everything is Awesome”
Sting Aug 8, 2016 - Feb 17, 2022
“The ratio of We’s to I’s is the best indicator of the development of a team.”
— Lewis B. Ergen